This
work of adult fiction, loosely based on characters
portrayed by Russell Crowe, includes adult language and experiences;
you have been warned. No copyright infringement on the original work is
intended. Copyright Diana Walker 2005.
After that momentous - and near disastrous -
exciting weekend things got more or less back onto an even keel.
Granted, the keel was lower in the water now, but at least the seas
were smooth again. Max and Diana were working their way from
acquaintance to friendship and were well along the road. Reagan, Max,
and Diana spent several enjoyable dinners; of course, Diana knew the
aforementioned exciting weekend was rough but not how rough. Max had
assured that her 'coming out party' would be much more female friendly.
After Terry and Dino’s unannounced Tuesday evening visit to
Reagan and Max, things were returning to normal …at least as
close to normal as that lot was ever likely to achieve.
DINO I
stuck my
head around the door into Max’s office just as he stuffed the
last documents into his briefcase. He was headed to Damascus for his
semi-annual press-the-flesh with a client there and would be gone for
the coming week. He looked up and motioned me inside. I sat and thought
for a moment before saying anything, because I sure as shit
didn’t want to blow this. The reality was that I still had
some
groveling and sniveling to do before I’d completely dug
myself
out of the hole from that weekend of Reags’ interrogation.
“Max, buddy, got a question for you before
you leave.” He was rightly suspicious of my having a question
for
him; the last time I’d had questions for him, it had not gone
well.
“And what might that be?” He sat with
his hands tented on the desk in front of him. At least he
didn’t
look like he was going to lunge across the furniture at me.
“I still have some making up and apologizing
to do with your lady. How would you feel about my asking her to have
dinner with me one night while you’re in Damascus?”
He
leaned back in his chair and took a deep breath. Oh, fuck. This was not
going to be as easy as I’d hoped. Not only do I still have
Reags
to make up to but Max as well. Yeah, I should have guessed that. Theirs
was a partnership in every sense of the word …you take on
one of
them, and you’ve taken on both.
“I believe that would be a fine idea. If
Reagan’s schedule permits it, I have no objection.”
That
was it? No disclaimers? No
upset-her-again-and-I’ll-rip-your-fucking-head-off,
thus-finishing-what-I-started?
“Okay …any idea what night might be
good for her?” He shrugged.
“I have no idea, Dino. She keeps her own
schedule.”
I managed not to laugh …like all Brits,
he’d pronounced it “shed – u –
al.” He
may be an Old Roman, but he speaks the Queen’s English.
Christ,
what with Terry’s Australian accent and Max’s Old
Globe,
I’m surrounded. I might as well be in the middle of fucking
London. I stood and held out my hand to seal the deal. He stood and
took it. As I started for the door, he offered one insight.
“Dino? She dislikes Thai food and her
favourite scotch is Glenfiddich.” Well. Perhaps
we’d made
our peace.
Wouldn’t you know it? For all my good
intentions, the office was snowed while Max was gone, and Terry and I
ran our asses off. I didn’t get a chance to call Reags until
two
days before Max was due home. I should have picked up the phone the
minute Max left the office, but I didn’t. It was late
Thursday
afternoon before I called. She answered the phone on the third ring.
“Hello?” Jesus …with that
note
in her voice, she must have been expecting this call to be from Max.
She sure as hell gave what I’d classify as “good
phone.”
“Right firm, wrong partner.”
“Dino! How are things at the office?”
“We got busy as hell five minutes after Max
walked out the door, but I didn’t call about business. I
intended
to call you earlier in the week to set up a
kiss and make up dinner. I wanted it to be
just the two
of us, so I thought while Max was gone would be a good time. And before
you start worrying, I cleared it with the General before he put wheels
up. If you think you can stand sitting across the table from me, may I
take you to dinner tomorrow night?”
“Dino, I would love to have dinner with you,
but rather than going out, why don’t you come out here after
work
tomorrow? Whatever time you get here will be fine. I’ll make
dinner, and we can relax …it’s so much easier to
grovel
when you’re relaxed, don’t you think? Besides, the
house is
pretty lonely with Max gone. Since I can’t have the best, I
might
as well have you around.” The laughter was in her voice which
relieved much of my worry, and I laughed with her. She had extended the
olive branch, but I could feel its whap whap whap on
my back.
I’ll give her this …she has a sense of humor.
“All right. I’ll see you when I get
there.”
*
Traffic was a bitch so the Ferrari Daytona Spyder
didn’t have a chance to flex her muscles as I’d
hoped.
I’d envisioned being able to blow out the carbon on a country
stretch of the Interstate so, of course, there was a wreck coming
across the lake. We were squeezed down to a single lane, and I never
got out of first gear. I am so fucking glad I got this sports car. With
Dallas traffic, I’ve never gotten her up to peak performance,
and
the bitch has been in the shop on a routine basis because I
can’t
treat her the way she needs to be treated. One of the 12 valves always
needs something.
Why the fuck did I buy a convertible in Dallas?
There’s only about four months of the year I can even drop
the
top. The rest of the time the weather’s too fucking hot or
freezing my balls off.
Why did I buy my baby? Because she is sweet,
lovely and the car I had dreamed about since being a kid in North
Carolina.
REAGAN
The bell rang at seven-fifteen, and I checked
through the peephole before opening it. The dogs were barking their
“Oh, goody, we have someone new to slobber on and leave
covered
with fur” litany, and I grabbed Bailey’s collar to
keep him
from bolting out the door when I opened it.
“Dino, come in …don’t fall
over
the dogs.” He laughed as he stepped inside, and the dogs were
all
over him. At least he wasn’t in a dress suit, but sporting
his
Friday casuals …neatly pressed jeans, button-down Oxford
cloth
shirt with the sleeves rolled up and a sports jacket slung over his
shoulder, suspended from two fingers …and a bottle of
Glenfiddich in the other hand. His smile was just a bit guarded when he
looked from the pups up to me.
“Well, at least they seem to have eaten
recently.” I laughed.
“They’re well fed, Dino, you need have
no fear.” I released my hold on Bailey who promptly jumped up
and
planted his paws firmly just above Dino’s waist.
“Bailey! DOWN!” Geeze, they almost
never do that with anyone other than Dee. Wonder what Dino bathed with
this morning? Fortunately, he laughed as he spoke.
“You know, I’ve been on the road so
long that I’ve forgotten what it’s like to be
around pet
dogs instead of the kill him quick variety.
It’s a nice
change, Reags.”
“Well, yeah, but they still aren’t
supposed to jump on people. Come on in and sit.” He held out
the
bottle of scotch like a peace offering – perhaps it was
–
and I took it, a smile on my face.
“Either you’re psychic or Max told you
Glenfiddich is my favorite. Thanks, Dino. Will you join me?”
He
laughed.
“Max volunteered the info, and yes,
I’ll join you.” I took his coat and hung it in the
coat
closet, and he followed me to the kitchen. I poured, and he held up his
glass.
“Faio Shíocháin.”
My God, the man knew enough Gaelic to propose a toast, and I was
impressed. I touched his glass with my own and replied in kind.
“Faio Shíocháin.”
We both tossed back the contents of our glasses with that stiff-wristed
manner borne of long practice and usually seen only among those of
Irish descent. I refilled our glasses and turned toward the lounge.
“Bring the bottle with you.” He grinned at me and
looked
for all the world like a mischievous little boy. I put my glass on the
end table beside my chair and motioned him to sit while I slipped a CD
– Celtic Women - into the player. When I
turned, he was
sitting with his elbows on his knees, glass rolling between his hands
and looked up at me as the music flowed through the room.
“Reags …I owe you an
apology.”
“Accepted, and you apologized on the phone
…now let it go.”
“I ….” I cut him off.
“Dino, it’s behind us. You did what
you thought was necessary to protect the firm and the rest of the men.
It’s history. Let’s move on, shall
we?’” The
look of relief was beautiful. We slammed down the contents of our
glasses, sealing the deal …and perhaps getting him on the
way to
being loose enough to really letting it go. I
nodded toward the
bottle.
“The bottle stands beside you, Sir.”
He laughed and poured again as he spoke.
“You know, I haven’t met Jack
yet.” I grinned.
“Nor have I …but I have
hope.”
He laughed again.
“Don’t think I’ll let Max in
on
that one!”
“Thank God! A man who can keep his mouth
shut …you know, Dino, most men gossip more than
women.” He
nodded.
“Yeah, we do …and it’s
gotten a
lot of us killed, too.” On that somber note, we knocked back
the
contents of our glasses. At the rate we were going, we’d be
shit faced by eight but, somehow, I didn’t think
either of
us cared. I looked at him as he poured again.
“Can you tell me what made the office so
hectic this week, or does that breach need-to-know?”
“End-of-fiscal year was most of it.
Contracts to be closed out and renewed, tax records to be filed
…all that kept me closeted with the accountants. Why did I
ever
fucking volunteer to be CFO? Oh, yeah, right …I know more
about
investments than Terry or Max. Terry was up to his ears with background
checks on contracts that start September first, and Max was gone, as
you well know. God, I’m going to be glad when Labor Day gets
here! It’s going to be one hell of a party this
time.”
“You guys have a Labor Day party each
year?”
“Every swingin' year. We invite current
clients and the local insurance reps …kind of a thanks for
doing
business with us this past year, and please, keep us the front card in
your Rolodex for the coming year.”
“What kind of party do you have?”
“Varies; we try to mix it up. One year we
had a barbeque – rented out a dude ranch. Another year, we
took
everyone ice-skating …had to have everyone sign waivers in
case
of an accident. If you’ve never seen Max on ice skates, ask
him
to take you sometime. That’s worth the price of admission in
and
of itself. Trust me when I tell you he ain’t no John Biebe.
Don’t have a clue as to what we’re doing this
year.”
“Uhhh, Dino? You have no clue as to what
you’re doing this year? You have less than a month to pull
this
together. Don’t you think someone should be thinking about it
by
now?”
“Not my problem. That’s
Terry’s
job. I’m sure Mr. Organization has it well in
hand.” I
frowned slightly.
“Dino, if it was well in hand, I think Max
would have at least commented on it. He likes things planned out well
in advance. Are you sure Terry’s on top of it? We both know
he’s had a lot on his mind lately.” He shrugged.
“Why? Are you volunteering?” Me? I
blinked at him.
“Volunteering for what? Sure, Dino, right,
though Dee and I have been known to pull together a shindig for upwards
of a 100 people on pretty short notice.” We laughed. He took
a
sip from his glass before speaking.
“So, how was your week? No party planning
activities, I take it.” I shook my head.
“Hardly. Max isn’t one for parties
…he’ll do them if he must, but parties
aren’t on his
top five list of things he’d prefer to do.” He
wiggled his
eyebrows at me.
“Bet I can guess what’s number one on
his list.” I actually blushed, curse of the Irish. We slammed
down the rest of our drinks, and he refilled our glasses. I was
beginning to get the first of a buzz.
“Dino, have you eaten today?” I have
one hell of a head for whiskey, and if I was starting to feel it,
surely he was.
“Nah, I was too busy. But with my
metabolism, it won’t be a problem.”
“So, I gather you do have time for lunch on
some days. Was it at lunch or dinner on Monday after my
…interrogation …that Max beat the crap out of
you?”
He winced in memory. “I figure it had to be lunch because Max
came home early that day with skinned knuckles.” He took a
deep
breath, the memory clearly still painful. Perhaps I shouldn’t
have brought it up, but I truly felt that Dino needed to know that I
cared about the fact that he had been injured. I love Maximus, but his
methods of retribution and my own aren’t always in sync. I
had
been very upset when I saw what he’d done to Dino, and he was
very aware of my condemnation of his behavior.
“The morning Max resigned, he was behind one
of the pillars in the parking garage when I came out for lunch. As I
put the key into the car door, I felt a hand on my right shoulder,
spinning me around. I saw his face, and that was the last thing I saw.
He wanted me to see his face, he wanted
me to know who
was going to beat me to death …at least I thought that was
his
intention. I remember his fist slamming into my solar plexus, and I was
down before I realized I’d been hit. He picked me up and
punched
me in the jaw …that must have been when I lost
consciousness.” He shook his head in memory.
“Reags, he was
going to kill me …what stopped him, I still don’t
know.
From some of the bruises, I know he kicked me while I was down.
I’m lucky he didn’t break any ribs, but the fact
that he
didn’t tells me he didn’t intend to. I think he was
giving
me the beating for every woman I’ve ever screwed over. Maybe
I
deserved it.”
I was beginning to feel queasy. I swallowed hard
before I could speak. Even though I’d already known about it,
the
renewed mental images of what Max had done had shaken me more than I
liked to admit.
“Dino …Max never intended to kill
you. If that had been his intention, nothing would – or could
– have stopped him. His intention was for the world to see on
you
the psychological beating he assumed you gave me in his kitchen the day
before. He wanted you battered, to be physically marked, and for a long
time. He wanted your shame to be visible.” He looked at me.
“So why do I still have bruises on my ass
and thighs; no one usually sees those unless …and my nuts
are
still a lovely shade of yellow-green so there was no reason for the ass
and thigh kicks except for the pain.” He shook his head.
“Thank God he pulled that kick to the groin.” I had
to
lighten this up a bit.
“And, Dino? Women throughout North Texas are
rejoicing the fact that he did.” We drained our glasses
again; he
refilled them, and he raised his.
“I’ll drink to that!” He
looked
at me.
“While I’m still capable of driving,
do we need to make a run to the liquor store? Honey, we’re
halfway through this bottle, and I haven’t been here an
hour.” I shook my head.
“Got a case in the liquor cabinet. No
problems.” Of course at the rate I was drinking, dinner might
be
a problem …thank God for take-out. By now I wasn’t
really
hungry, and I doubted Dino was either. It’s pretty common
knowledge that the more people drink, the less they eat.
Dino’s
next comment made me wonder if he was reading my mind.
“Not hungry, Honey. I’m full up on
carbs.” Well, we had that out of the way, and I can make
munchies
no matter how drunk I am.
MAXIMUS
I put my key in the lock to the sound of the
dogs’ barking. Strangely, Cassandra did not open the door
before
I did as is her wont. I entered and put my briefcase on the table by
the door, dropping my suitcase on the floor and looking around. The
light in the lounge was on, and I saw Dino sprawled on one end of the
couch, Cassandra on the other with her head propped at an uncomfortable
angle on the arm; she would have a stiff neck when she woke. I smiled;
“dinner” had apparently gone well. It had
apparently been
some time since the dogs had been out as they were all standing at the
back door waiting for me to open it. I let them out, as having them out
of the house would greatly facilitate the logistics of moving two
comatose individuals. I removed my coat, dropped it on the end of the
couch and moved to pick up Dino. He didn’t wake, a fortunate
thing, as seeing my face in such close proximity might have triggered a
flashback to that day in the car park.
I pulled him into a sitting position, and he
mumbled something incomprehensible as I pulled him up and slung him
over my shoulder. He continued his muttering as I carried him down the
hall and dropped him on the bed in the guest room before returning for
Cassandra. I lifted her gently, carrying her to our room and placed her
on my side of the bed before turning down the linens on her side. I
undressed her and put her under the covers. She did not awaken and made
no sound, simply turning on her side and snuggling into her pillow. I
stood for a moment, watching her, before returning to the lounge.
A bottle of scotch was on the coffee table
…empty. I carried it to the kitchen and dropped it in the
trash
bin, noting another empty bottle already there. It must have been quite
an evening. I let the dogs in, and Bailey trotted across the lounge and
down the hall. I moved to watch and saw him enter the guest room. This
might prove to be entertaining, so I followed him. As I reached the
door and looked inside, he jumped onto the bed and stretched out full
length, his head next to Dino’s on the pillow and closed his
eyes. I left them to their slumber. I returned to our bedroom and went
about my nightly routine and joined Cassandra in the bed, falling
asleep almost immediately. When I awoke the next morning, it was to a
painful moan.
“Maximus? Please, just kill me now.” I
turned on my side to look at her. She opened one eye and promptly
clamped it shut.
“You’re home early?”
“So it would seem.”
“Where’s Dino? Did you kill
him?”
“Do I have a reason to do so?” She
tried to shake her head and stopped, a grimace of pain overtaking her
features.
“No …we were too drunk
…he’s not my type, anyway.”
“I put him to bed in the guest room. Bailey
is keeping watch over him. I surmise peace has been
declared?”
She nodded and stopped, again with a moan of pain. I leaned over and
kissed her on the cheek before getting out of bed. “I will
get
you some aspirin and a glass of juice …do you think you can
keep
them down?”
“I don’t know. I want to
die.” I
pulled on a pair of jeans and went to the kitchen, returning with the
juice and aspirin which, miraculously, she managed to swallow and keep
down. On this occasion, I did not feel she accepted the aspirin simply
to accommodate my need to assist her in some fashion. I left her to her
misery, closing the door when I left the room, and went to check on my
colleague. As I walked down the hall, I heard him mumble.
“Oh, yeahhhhh, Honey.” I stopped at
the door and laughed aloud when I saw Bailey licking Dino’s
face.
He continued his rambling. “Oh, Jesus, have you got a tongue
on
you!” I looked at Bailey, and he immediately stopped his
licking.
I snapped my fingers and pointed to the floor. Bailey rose, walked over
Dino, stepping in his groin before hopping obediently to the floor.
“FUCK!”
“Dino, if you have designs on one of our
dogs, I suggest you try Pandora …at least she is
female.”
He sat bolt upright in the bed, grabbing his head with both hands and
groaned.
“Max? Oh, shit, Max, nothing happened, I
swear to God, nothing happened.” I could not help myself; I
laughed.
“So I surmise from Reagan’s condition.
As there are no dinner dishes in sight, I gather you failed to eat last
evening. Or did you dine out and then return here to drink yourselves
into insensibility?” He sat on the side of the bed and looked
up
at me.
“She offered to cook. We started drinking
and …fuck if I know what happened after that. Last thing I
recall is being on the couch with her beside me. We were laughing our
asses off at something but damned if I know what. When did you get
home?”
“Shortly after one this morning. You were on
one end of the couch and Reagan on the other. I put both of you to bed.
She just woke, and I have given her juice and aspirin. Are you capable
of getting the same for yourself, or must I play nursemaid to you as
well?” He just looked at me.
“I will go make a pot of coffee, and I have
cognac to put into it. I believe you might benefit from the so-called
‘hair of the dog.’ Come to the kitchen when you can
stand,
and it will be waiting for you.” I turned to leave but his
voice
stopped me; the beseeching quality in it was painful.
“Max?”
“Yes?” He dug in his pocket and pulled
out his keys, handing them to me.
“Could you get my bag from the car? I need a
shower.” I nodded.
“There are towels in the guest bath. In the
event you do not have a razor, there is one in the bathroom but I
suggest you forego its use this morning. If you are to cut your throat,
I prefer you not do so in my home.”
“Thanks, buddy.”
*
They managed to stagger into the kitchen for
coffee, and we were all sitting in the lounge when the phone rang. The
pain was clear on their faces at the shrill sound, and I answered on
the second ring in an attempt to mitigate their discomfort.
“Max Espan.”
“Max …Terry. You’re home
early.
How was the trip? Contract a go for the next year?
“Certe. All is well, and we
have
three new clients.”
“Max, you have skills far beyond what I
suspected when you joined the firm. Congratulations and
thanks.”
“It was my pleasure. Now, I suspect you did
not call to speak with me as you were not aware I had arrived earlier
than anticipated.”
“Actually, I was trying to find Dino. I know
he had dinner with Reags last night, but he’s not answering
his
phone at home or his cell. I need to know if it’s time to
call
out the Texas Rangers or start a crawl through the gentlemen's
clubs.”
“Dino is here …let me give him the
phone.”
“He’s there?”
“Yes. He and Reagan are nursing the mother
of all hangovers.” I handed the phone to Dino, and he winced
as
he put the instrument to his ear.
“Yeah, Terry …whatcha want?”
Cassandra and I were privy to only his side of the conversation, but
there was much data to be gathered from that perspective.
“I’m fine …well, aside from
the
aforementioned hangover. Nah, he hasn’t laid a glove on
me.” A pause as he listened.
“Labor Day party? Oh, yeah, that. You get a
location lined up?” From the frown on Dino’s face,
I
gathered the news was not good. When I left the preceding Monday, I had
been under the impression that the details for our annual party would
be arranged during my absence. Apparently, that had not transpired.
“Well, yeah, we’re committed by
tradition. Hold one …lemme think. I think Reags and I talked
about that last night.”
“We didn’t actually talk
about
that particular subject…but she mentioned something about
she
and her friend …whatshername …being able to do
something
like that on a dime and giving us change.” A sudden, stricken
look appeared on his face.
“Wait! Terry, no, I didn’t say that!
Terry …FUCK!” He handed me the phone as he put the
other
hand to his head. “Jesus. Why did I have to yell at
myself?” He looked at me, then at Cassandra who had fallen
asleep
on the couch. He leaned over and shook her lightly. When she opened her
eyes and looked at him, he gave her the news quietly.
“Uh, Reags, Honey? You and whatshername are
doing the Labor Day party …here.” My eyebrows shot
up, but
she only nodded.
“Yeah, sure, fine. ‘S'long as it
isn’t today.”
DIANA
Diana's Voice Mail from Max. “Diana, I
assume you are riding this morning. Reagan was unable to meet you. She
is a bit under the weather. Would you be so kind as to call upon your
return?”
I didn't even take a shower before I grabbed the
phone. Max answered.
“You're home early. Is she that sick? Why
didn't she call me instead of dragging you back from wherever you were?
I can be there in about an
hour and a half.”
“There is nothing you can do for her. It is
merely a hangover.”
“A hangover? A HANGover? If I had known that
I would have carted her to The Knoll to ride myself. For a hangover,
you have to ride for punishment. What a stupid thing to do! Put her on
the phone. I want to yell at her.”
“I cannot as she has retired for the day
…perhaps for the remainder of the month.”
“Max, you are a lot nicer than I am. But of
course you love her.”
“This morning really was quite humourous.
You must have her tell you about it in a few months.”
“Wow, she must have really tied one on if
she won't talk about it for months, or will the headache last that
long? If you are saying it was funny this morning, I gather she was not
stewing about something. Was she drinking by herself?”
“Dino assisted her. But the sleeping wounded
were not the reason for my call. Do you have plans for Labor
Day?”
“Your house or mine would be the only
question.”
“Ah, then it will be here. Reagan has
inadvertently volunteered you for an assignment that weekend.”
“While she was drunk, she agreed to our
throwing a party for how many?”
“I am not sure. It is for my firm so you
will have adequate financial resources and all the physical assistance
you require. I thought it best to tell you as soon as possible so other
arrangements might be made should you be unavailable.”
“Don't sound so worried, Max. It will be
fine. Brisket, potato salad, cole slaw, beans. We can probably do 75 or
so without even having to have it catered except for the drinks.
Neither of us will have two pots left over big enough to brew that much
iced tea. I’ll fire up MS Project to keep us on track. This
is
one set of plans you won't have to approve. All you need to know is not
to worry. I will not accept any out of town assignments until after
Labor Day to be on the safe side.”
“Diana, you do not know how relieved I am to
hear you say that. You are a dear friend. You are aware that my
partners – Terry and Dino – will be there. As I
told you
earlier, you must feign ignorance as to their identities. I suggest
that after the guests have departed, the five of us talk. I believe you
know the topic of that conversation.”
“If I am such a dear friend, why are you
back to calling me Diana? Were you that worried I would throw a hissy
fit? She has gotten me into worse adventures than this before and
probably will again. This is nothing, Max. Not to worry …and
I
can feign ignorance very well, so don’t worry about that
either.
We can make this happen.” He did answer my question about my
name, and the response gave me a bit more insight into this very
complex man.
"Diana, as regards your name ...I do not care for diminutives, and do not use them with a woman I respect."
*
The next three weeks were pretty much a blur.
Lists, lists, and more lists; my Project software got a good workout.
Reags was our liaison to TEO; at least those guys
stepped up to the plate and took on the alcohol ordering side of the
barbecue. After Reags explained who was coming, I knew I had no idea on
how to estimate how much alcohol to buy for a bunch of insurance guys.
The one actuarial guy I knew drank like a fish, but I assumed he was
not the average. He had, on numerous occasions, reminded me that there
was no such thing as normal, only “on average” and
probabilities. Reags has hammered the same thing at me, only she does
it in terms of behavior being on a continuum, with “a very
wide
latitude of acceptance.” As long as I didn't have to lick
invitation envelopes or stamps, I was happy.
Aside from the obvious reason that Terry and Dino
would worry if I was around them and Max before the party, Reags and I
decided she should be the TEO liaison. I tend to get pretty dictatorial
when a project is close to deadline and that would not be a good
introduction to Dino and Terry. Max, Reags, and I – most
especially me – wanted them to like me from the beginning.
Project Manager Diana with a project behind schedule is not the right
personality trait for them to meet on day one.
We alternated going to Sam's for supplies. With
the size of this thing, we needed the giant sized everything
–
spices, sauces, produce, good looking disposable serving dishes,
glasses, plates, napkins. Thank God, this is a barbecue, and we don't
have to go the linen and silver route; between us, we probably could
round up enough good silver, but we would have to pull a Martha Stewart
and make do with mismatched chic. That would not suit either of us. For
the two of us, formal is formal; that means
everything matches.
For a barbecue, plastic is good enough. Besides, as tender as my
brisket rub recipe makes beef, it literally is plastic fork tender.
During a lull in activity, Reags and I took an
afternoon to get caught up. We assured each other that there would be
no conversation about Labor Day preparations, no list checking.
“Would you like to tell me about how you got
us into this mess, Dr. Kavanagh?” Reags knew I was having a
good
time doing this party and did not consider it a mess at all.
“Why don't you really ask what you want to
know? You really want to know about the bender I went on that night and
why you weren't invited,” she chided me.
“All right. Tell me about 'One Drunken
Evening'” I sang to her. “And why wasn't
I invited?
It would have been a great time for me to meet Dino.”
“You weren't invited because he owed me an
apology dinner.”
I interrupted her. “Does Terry have anything
to apologize for?”
“No, not now. He explained why he sounded
the way he did when we first spoke. That was as much Max's fault as
his.”
“Both partners have at one time or another
in this brief relationship have managed to offend you? They are quite
lucky I am predisposed to like both of them. My leg isn't strong enough
to do all that kicking. Or are you getting thin skinned on
me?”
Reags huffed, “I am not getting thin
skinned! It was not an easy introduction into a firm specializing in
covert operations, and I couldn’t say anything before you
figured
it out anyway. The less that is known about them across the board, the
more effective they can be.”
“Yeah, remember me? Ms. Covert Ops?”
as I pointed to myself. “I may have not been a field
operative,
but I know about that world.”
“Anything that you worked on been
declassified yet so you can tell me about it?”
“Nope, and don't expect it this lifetime.
What can you tell me about?”
“Nothing's changed for me either.” We
could only sit and wonder if we would ever be able to share war
stories. If and when that day ever arrived, we should be able to
co-author one hell of a book.
Time to change the subject. “Did you hear?
CM picked up 350 theatres this week. Think we could talk Max into going
again?” I thought we had been lucky to get him to go the
first
time. It had to be oddly discomfiting, seeing a version of yourself on
the screen. I don't know how actors do it. It may be why they do the
red carpet, watch the opening and duck out.
“Let's play hooky from party
planning,” she suggested. “Neither one of us needs
to go to
Sam's today. The lists are all made; no, I will not cross-check them
again – at least not today. Let's go see Braddock one more
time
this run.”
An hour later, after greeting the manager who,
over the years, had come to know us on sight, Reags and I were happily
ensconced watching Cinderella Man, encouraging the
still sparse
audience to laugh at the jokes, dodge the punches and cry over the
diminishing chances of Oscar nominations.